11.27.06
SantaCon 2006 is coming!
I’m so ready…
From the tribe posting:
SantaCon 2006!!
HO!!
Gather your Elves.
Feed your Reindeer.
Santa is on the move!
We’re posting this early so that Santas can make it to more than one Santarchy and the weather has a better chance of not being an ASS like it was last year. This is the firm date and will not change, rain or shine.
WHEN:
December 9th
WHAT TO BRING:
*An unmarked drinking vessel (paper bag/camelbak) to supplement bar drinks
*CASH for drinks and tips
* TIP YOUR BARTENDERS! Santa tips well.
*$5.50 for ferry (if coming from Oakland)
*$1.50 for MUNI (in quarters!!) (MUNI has NO CHANGE MACHINES!)
*A Santa suit held together with zip ties and/or covered in last year’s beverages and bodily fluids.
*Santafication tools (to make others into Santas).
*A ball or two or three…
* Bring toys/gifts (Naughty AND Nice!)
*Mistletoe
*Beer money
*Lube and condoms (elf size, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing)
*Bribes
*Comfortable shoes – because Rudolph got drunk again and can’t cart your sorry ass around
*Warm Clothes – Santa goes all night long!
WHERE AND WHEN:
Oakland
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* 8:30-9am – East Bay Gathering
Heinhold’s First and Last Chance Saloon 56 Jack London Square, Oakland
* 10:00am- Ferry Trip!
Oakland to SF Pier 41
Don’t be late or you’ll be waiting for about 2 hours for the next ferry.
Purchase tickets onboard the ferry – $5.50 One Way
www.eastbayferry.com/when/printable.html
SF
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* 10:30am – San Francisco Gathering
at Carousel @ Pier 39
Santas get on for ½ price!!: $1.50
* 11:30am – Santarchy!
TIP YOUR BARTENDERS!
THE FOUR FUCKS:
Don’t fuck with KIDS!
Don’t fuck with THE LAW!
Don’t fuck with SECURITY!
DON’T FUCK WITH SANTA!!
